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April 15th, 2008 at 12:17 am
I have said on a few occasions, if your children turn out great you are happy they turned out that way in spite of all your mistakes, but if your grandchildren turn out great you can take the credit for having raised their mom or dad right.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:15 am
The older a child gets, the smarter their parents become.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:23 am
NO BB GUN. YOU\’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!
April 15th, 2008 at 4:34 am
My favorite parenting quote (I am the original author!) is “When you have your OWN house you can be as messy as you want”.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:38 am
wOULD LOVE TO WIN
April 15th, 2008 at 5:23 am
Wow!!
April 15th, 2008 at 6:06 am
If you keep making that face it will freeze that way.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Children are a great comfort in old age—-and they help you reach it much faster, too!
- Lionel M Kaufman
April 15th, 2008 at 7:56 am
You can never give a baby too much love is one of my favorite quotes.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:17 am
To understand your parents’ love you must raise children yourself.
– Chinese Proverb
April 15th, 2008 at 8:57 am
My mom always says a clean baby is a pretty baby!
April 15th, 2008 at 9:03 am
“Because I said so” (anon)
April 15th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Tip of everyday “LISTEN”
April 15th, 2008 at 9:21 am
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark.
– Chinese Proverb
April 15th, 2008 at 9:38 am
“Because I said, that’s why.” This wonderful quote was handed down to me from my Mom!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Just wait until your father gets home!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:58 am
We’re all in this together!
April 15th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Don’t Run with Scissors.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:34 am
“Don’t do as I do, do as I SAY do!”
by my MOM
April 15th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Please listen the FIRST time!!
April 15th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
wait tell you start haveing kids is one of my faves thanks
April 15th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I love this one ….
“Diaper spelled backwards is repaid. Think about it!”
~Marshall McLuhan
April 15th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Nap when the baby naps…period.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
because you never listen
April 15th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
After reading through the quotes, I like Carol\’s “When you have your OWN house you can be as messy as you want”.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.
April 15th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
The one I swore I would never use…and always do, “Because I said so, that’s why!”
April 15th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
“Kids spell love T-I-M-E.” by John Crudele
April 15th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
“You’re a mom, you’re suppose to know everything!”
What my niece said her mother while working on homework.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson
April 15th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
“If you chew with your mouth open, a fly will go in your mouth.”
April 15th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
to understand your parents love you must raise children yourself - old asian proverb
April 16th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Don’t let the bed bugs bite!
April 16th, 2008 at 5:49 am
Be nice to your children they pick your nursing home.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:06 am
“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist after he grows up.”
- Pablo Picasso
April 16th, 2008 at 7:13 am
Our words are not just air (my husband)
April 16th, 2008 at 7:51 am
my grandmother would say “never let them get your goat”,meaning not to show them you were mad.i have no idea where she got this from.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:57 am
“This to shall pass”
April 16th, 2008 at 8:15 am
“Listen to what your mother in law says….then do the opposite of it.”
April 16th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Don’t look like that…you’re face will freeze!
April 16th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Do as I say, not as I do !!
April 16th, 2008 at 11:31 am
When you grow up, I hope your kid behaves just like you are right now!
April 16th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Your children need your presence more than your presents - I think Jesse Jackson said that
April 16th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Tough love IS love
April 16th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
“The last one out, shut the lights off!”
April 16th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
you can never spoil a baby
April 16th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
One day I hope you have kids just like you. — my mother
April 16th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
my parents used to say “where you left it, you will find it”. thanks for the contest
April 16th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Said by parents everywhere..”this hurts me alot more than it hurts you!”
April 16th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Be patient.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
how you treat others you get back double with children of your own-but remember that means good or bad
April 16th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I’m not yelling, this is yelling……..
April 16th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Because I told you so.
“Every mom”
April 16th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
“Because I said so” (anon)
mcginnisfamily5(at)gmail(dot)com
April 16th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Greetings! Several years ago when I was in college, I knew the baseball coach because we attended the same church. We always stopped to chat we when saw each other. One day, I was having difficulty with a class and he said something to me that I kind of hold as my life mantra. “You win some, you lose some, but you have to dress for them all!” Please enter me in your drawing. I appreciate it…..Thanks,Cindi
April 16th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Watch where you’re walking.
April 16th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Because I said so.
-My mom
April 17th, 2008 at 6:03 am
watch your mouth kids will repeat what you say
think befor eyou give another parent advice.
i can’t tell you how many times i get unsolicited advice that doesn’t make any sense.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:16 am
My dad always said to me “you dont have to USE your degree, but your sure gonna get it”
April 17th, 2008 at 7:41 am
“Trying to raise teenagers is like trying to nail jell-o to a tree”. M
-My Father, Kevin R.I.P. 07/19/2006
April 17th, 2008 at 7:44 am
I have said on a few occasions.
April 17th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Children are sunshine for the heart and soul
April 17th, 2008 at 8:49 am
The best parenting advice comes from those without kids
I don’t know how many people I’ve heard that quote from - seems about right!
April 17th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Don’t talk back to me…ANSWER ME!
April 17th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
how many timess do I have to tell you!
April 17th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
My favorites are :
“Because I said so thats why!”
“Your grounded until your 40!” I heard that one all the time when I was a kid.
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April 17th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
great
April 17th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. ~Lane Olinghouse
April 17th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
If only I could be half as smart as my two year old thinks I am, then I could be half as dumb as my teenager thinks I am
April 17th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Kid: But MOMMMM Everyone else gets too
Mom: YOUR NOT EVERYONE ELSE
or…
Kid: But billys mom lets him do it
Mom: If billys mom let him jump of a bridge would you?
April 17th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
My grandfather had the best quote when he couldn’t take the noise my brother and I made- He would say, “Let go of my ears already.” Quote by Barney Mirenburg
He was never harsh and we miss his kindness-
April 18th, 2008 at 5:26 am
Hey! Here is my favorite quote- The rules for parents are but three… love, limit, and let them be.
- Elaine M. Ward
Thanks!
palmersf(at)bellsouth(dot)net
April 18th, 2008 at 8:59 am
“Every day is payday, when your salary is love.”
April 18th, 2008 at 9:58 am
My mom always used to tell us “and I am not going to tell you again”. She usually said it about 3-4 times before we listened.
April 18th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Great giveaway
April 18th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Because I said so
April 19th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Jesse Jackson
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
April 19th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Do as I say not as I do
April 20th, 2008 at 1:15 am
My favorite parenting quote is from the Bible: “Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it.”
Proverbs 22:6
April 20th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Go ask your father…..
April 20th, 2008 at 10:54 am
I would love to win this prize.
April 20th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I saw this on a bumper sticker years and years ago and it struck a chord with me and has stuck with me ever since: Children should be seen and heard and believed.
April 20th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Did you have a good time with your friends last night? I am proud of you for being responsible and letting me know that you will be late.
–Dad
He always trusted me and respected me. I miss him so much!!!
April 20th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Babies freeze before roads.
April 20th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
you can never spoil a child with love
April 20th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
The quote I most often say to my kids: “Five more minutes…” - I say it about ten times before we leave somewhere. :)
April 20th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
As a parent, we spend the first few years of our child’s life teaching them to walk and talk, and the next 20 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
April 21st, 2008 at 4:43 am
this quote comes from my mom…when all else fails…take a bath!
April 21st, 2008 at 7:12 am
I guess the saying my kids hear the most is “When you grow up you can do it your way, but while you live in my house, you have to do what I say!”
April 21st, 2008 at 7:29 am
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! the bible
April 21st, 2008 at 7:48 am
munchkin god loves you always
April 21st, 2008 at 8:31 am
Would you jump off a bridge just because all of your friends are doing it? Thanks to mom I never jumped off a bridge….and neither did my friends.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:56 am
I just love all these comments. I will say “You can not spoil and infant. Hold them and play with them. Keeping them close builds a bond that lasts forever”
April 21st, 2008 at 9:41 am
I’ll give you something to cry about! Not sure of origination, but I’ll credit my Mom for it! :)
April 21st, 2008 at 10:31 am
just wait until you have children of your own!
April 21st, 2008 at 12:08 pm
My Dad’s famous line was…if you can’t be good be very careful.
April 21st, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Because I said so!
April 21st, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I had a son who was constantly “drumming” on tables, walls, anything he could use and I always said, “If I wanted a drummer, I’d hire Ringo Starr!”
April 21st, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Do the right thing!
April 21st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Here’s my favorite:
“A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”
-Tenneva Jordan
April 21st, 2008 at 12:49 pm
as a parent of two teen girls..i would say gimme a double on the rocks ;)
April 21st, 2008 at 3:04 pm
wheres the valium
April 21st, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Kid: But MOM everyone else gets too!
Mom: You’re not everyone else.
April 21st, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Never be disappointed in your children’s achievements.
April 21st, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. ~Robert Fulghum
April 21st, 2008 at 5:48 pm
~ Because I said so. ~
April 21st, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I dont know who said it but I love “Let them be little” I think its priceless!
April 21st, 2008 at 6:26 pm
“GOOD MANNERS DO NOT GO OUT OF STYLE”
April 21st, 2008 at 6:26 pm
It\’s nice to be important, but its more important to be nice
April 21st, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Actually my favorite quote comes from my 2 year old Nicholas. I was getting him ready for daycare one morning and I started tickling him. He looked at me and smiled and said,” Stop it Mommy, you silly bom-bom!!!” Another great one from him would be the night we went to Texas Road House for dinner and we got this cute blonde waitress. He tipped his head, smiled, and said, ” Hey baby.” Then later we were playing with him and got him to say Hubba Hubba. So by the end of the night, he would say,” Hey baby, Hubba Hubba!” I found the perfect shirt for him, It says Ladies Man.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:29 pm
“Nothing ventured; Nothing gained”!!!! Best of luck to all who enter. Many Thanks!!! SW
April 21st, 2008 at 7:43 pm
I always told my daughter… “I’m going to hurt you!” Then we would burst out laughing. It was a way to get the point across that she was in a bit of trouble without giving a lecture. It was a good natured warning. Thanks for the chance to win!
April 21st, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Be kind to others and they will be kind to you :)
April 21st, 2008 at 11:00 pm
WIN WIN WIN!!!