The “Parenting Quotes” Giveaway

Posted on 14 April 2008 by Gagazine Admin in Giveaways

About the product: Two random participants will be selected whom each to receive a $10 gift card to Babies R Us.

Are you eligible? You must have a valid email and mailing address.

How can I win? Know any parenting quotes? Make a comment below and share with us your favorite parenting quote. Please be sure to give proper credit for the quote if it is not your own.

Am I the winner? If you are the winner, your name will be announced in the Winner’s Announcements category on Monday, April 21th, 2008. You will be contacted via email to confirm your mailing address in order for us to send you the gift card. You have 3 days to respond to confirm your mailing address. Otherwise, you will forfeit your prize and we will select another winner.

When will this giveaway end? The winner will be selected on Monday, April 21st, 2008 at 9:00 pm PST.

This giveaway is now CLOSED.  You may participate in our next giveaway.


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114 Comments For This Post

  1. Barbara Leonard Says:

    I have said on a few occasions, if your children turn out great you are happy they turned out that way in spite of all your mistakes, but if your grandchildren turn out great you can take the credit for having raised their mom or dad right.

  2. Carol Ezovski Says:

    The older a child gets, the smarter their parents become.

  3. RONALD SOWELL Says:

    NO BB GUN. YOU\’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!

  4. Carol Says:

    My favorite parenting quote (I am the original author!) is “When you have your OWN house you can be as messy as you want”.

  5. Donna Coughlin Says:

    wOULD LOVE TO WIN

  6. James Jenkins Says:

    Wow!!

  7. Karen M Says:

    If you keep making that face it will freeze that way.

  8. nicole b Says:

    Children are a great comfort in old age—-and they help you reach it much faster, too!
    - Lionel M Kaufman

  9. Shannon B Says:

    You can never give a baby too much love is one of my favorite quotes.

  10. Kathy Says:

    To understand your parents’ love you must raise children yourself.
    – Chinese Proverb

  11. valerie mabrey Says:

    My mom always says a clean baby is a pretty baby!

  12. Louise Brouillette Says:

    “Because I said so” (anon)

  13. vicki logan Says:

    Tip of everyday “LISTEN”

  14. The Goody Shop Says:

    A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark.
    – Chinese Proverb

  15. Rozetta Harvey Says:

    “Because I said, that’s why.” This wonderful quote was handed down to me from my Mom!

  16. Marsha Says:

    Just wait until your father gets home!

  17. Ann Says:

    We’re all in this together!

  18. PAIGE CHANDLER Says:

    Don’t Run with Scissors.

  19. Tammy Sinclair Says:

    “Don’t do as I do, do as I SAY do!”
    by my MOM

  20. Pauline M Says:

    Please listen the FIRST time!!

  21. jennifer bowen Says:

    wait tell you start haveing kids is one of my faves thanks

  22. cathyr Says:

    I love this one ….

    “Diaper spelled backwards is repaid. Think about it!”
    ~Marshall McLuhan

  23. Tara Hill Says:

    Nap when the baby naps…period.

  24. susan varney Says:

    because you never listen

  25. Brian Morin Says:

    After reading through the quotes, I like Carol\’s “When you have your OWN house you can be as messy as you want”.

  26. Linda Moeller Says:

    NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.

  27. Andrew Gordon Says:

    The one I swore I would never use…and always do, “Because I said so, that’s why!”

  28. Betty N Says:

    “Kids spell love T-I-M-E.” by John Crudele

  29. Mia F Says:

    “You’re a mom, you’re suppose to know everything!”

    What my niece said her mother while working on homework.

  30. Krystal Deblasio Says:

    Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

  31. Cheryl English Says:

    “If you chew with your mouth open, a fly will go in your mouth.”

  32. christopher h Says:

    to understand your parents love you must raise children yourself - old asian proverb

  33. Meredith Peters Says:

    Don’t let the bed bugs bite!

  34. Sylvia Belle Says:

    Be nice to your children they pick your nursing home.

  35. sarah Says:

    “Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist after he grows up.”
    - Pablo Picasso

  36. galina zamoriy Says:

    Our words are not just air (my husband)

  37. Vicky Boackle Says:

    my grandmother would say “never let them get your goat”,meaning not to show them you were mad.i have no idea where she got this from.

  38. Elaine Solochier Says:

    “This to shall pass”

  39. Graeme McGaw Says:

    “Listen to what your mother in law says….then do the opposite of it.”

  40. Barbara Fox Says:

    Don’t look like that…you’re face will freeze!

  41. Karen Gonyea Says:

    Do as I say, not as I do !!

  42. Jennifer Says:

    When you grow up, I hope your kid behaves just like you are right now!

  43. Vicki Wurgler Says:

    Your children need your presence more than your presents - I think Jesse Jackson said that

  44. jewel Says:

    Tough love IS love

  45. Denise B. Says:

    “The last one out, shut the lights off!”

  46. lorides Says:

    you can never spoil a baby

  47. Erica G Says:

    One day I hope you have kids just like you. — my mother

  48. israel y Says:

    my parents used to say “where you left it, you will find it”. thanks for the contest

  49. Tonya Williams Says:

    Said by parents everywhere..”this hurts me alot more than it hurts you!”

  50. Deanne s Says:

    Be patient.

  51. judy brittle Says:

    how you treat others you get back double with children of your own-but remember that means good or bad

  52. michelle Says:

    I’m not yelling, this is yelling……..

  53. Michelle Rose Says:

    Because I told you so.

    “Every mom”

  54. Danielle Says:

    “Because I said so” (anon)

    mcginnisfamily5(at)gmail(dot)com

  55. Cindi Says:

    Greetings! Several years ago when I was in college, I knew the baseball coach because we attended the same church. We always stopped to chat we when saw each other. One day, I was having difficulty with a class and he said something to me that I kind of hold as my life mantra. “You win some, you lose some, but you have to dress for them all!” Please enter me in your drawing. I appreciate it…..Thanks,Cindi

  56. Laura Ch. Says:

    Watch where you’re walking.

  57. tanyetta Says:

    Because I said so.

    -My mom

  58. brandy w Says:

    watch your mouth kids will repeat what you say

    think befor eyou give another parent advice.
    i can’t tell you how many times i get unsolicited advice that doesn’t make any sense.

  59. trisha haas Says:

    My dad always said to me “you dont have to USE your degree, but your sure gonna get it”

  60. Katie Anthony Says:

    “Trying to raise teenagers is like trying to nail jell-o to a tree”. M
    -My Father, Kevin R.I.P. 07/19/2006

  61. Timothy Sternberg Says:

    I have said on a few occasions.

  62. Kathy Conley Says:

    Children are sunshine for the heart and soul

  63. Tarah Says:

    The best parenting advice comes from those without kids

    I don’t know how many people I’ve heard that quote from - seems about right!

  64. Monique Rizzo Says:

    Don’t talk back to me…ANSWER ME!

  65. Carol Drury Says:

    how many timess do I have to tell you!

  66. Angela Says:

    My favorites are :

    “Because I said so thats why!”
    “Your grounded until your 40!” I heard that one all the time when I was a kid.

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  67. Burton Bathrick Says:

    great

  68. Kirsten Says:

    The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. ~Lane Olinghouse

  69. Jamie Timmerman Says:

    If only I could be half as smart as my two year old thinks I am, then I could be half as dumb as my teenager thinks I am

  70. Jamie Timmerman Says:

    Kid: But MOMMMM Everyone else gets too

    Mom: YOUR NOT EVERYONE ELSE

    or…

    Kid: But billys mom lets him do it
    Mom: If billys mom let him jump of a bridge would you?

  71. David Cohen Says:

    My grandfather had the best quote when he couldn’t take the noise my brother and I made- He would say, “Let go of my ears already.” Quote by Barney Mirenburg

    He was never harsh and we miss his kindness-

  72. Shannon Says:

    Hey! Here is my favorite quote- The rules for parents are but three… love, limit, and let them be.
    - Elaine M. Ward

    Thanks!
    palmersf(at)bellsouth(dot)net

  73. Irma Chilton Says:

    “Every day is payday, when your salary is love.”

  74. Danelle Says:

    My mom always used to tell us “and I am not going to tell you again”. She usually said it about 3-4 times before we listened.

  75. Vicki Russell Says:

    Great giveaway

  76. Anthony Hedden Says:

    Because I said so

  77. Dan Says:

    Jesse Jackson
    Your children need your presence more than your presents.

  78. trudee carreiro Says:

    Do as I say not as I do

  79. Michelle H. Says:

    My favorite parenting quote is from the Bible: “Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it.”
    Proverbs 22:6

  80. Paula Harmon Says:

    Go ask your father…..

  81. MIldred Perez Says:

    I would love to win this prize.

  82. Elizabeth M. Says:

    I saw this on a bumper sticker years and years ago and it struck a chord with me and has stuck with me ever since: Children should be seen and heard and believed.

  83. Kathy Mullins Says:

    Did you have a good time with your friends last night? I am proud of you for being responsible and letting me know that you will be late.

    –Dad

    He always trusted me and respected me. I miss him so much!!!

  84. Ed Nemmers Says:

    Babies freeze before roads.

  85. Pamela Hansen Says:

    you can never spoil a child with love

  86. Julie S Says:

    The quote I most often say to my kids: “Five more minutes…” - I say it about ten times before we leave somewhere. :)

  87. Penny Jones Says:

    As a parent, we spend the first few years of our child’s life teaching them to walk and talk, and the next 20 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

  88. julie Says:

    this quote comes from my mom…when all else fails…take a bath!

  89. Bobbye F Says:

    I guess the saying my kids hear the most is “When you grow up you can do it your way, but while you live in my house, you have to do what I say!”

  90. Janet Says:

    Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! the bible

  91. victoria Says:

    munchkin god loves you always

  92. Carissa D. Says:

    Would you jump off a bridge just because all of your friends are doing it? Thanks to mom I never jumped off a bridge….and neither did my friends.

  93. Heather Says:

    I just love all these comments. I will say “You can not spoil and infant. Hold them and play with them. Keeping them close builds a bond that lasts forever”

  94. Shannon M Says:

    I’ll give you something to cry about! Not sure of origination, but I’ll credit my Mom for it! :)

  95. Cheryl Says:

    just wait until you have children of your own!

  96. John MacDonald Says:

    My Dad’s famous line was…if you can’t be good be very careful.

  97. K. Cleaver Says:

    Because I said so!

  98. Jan Gardner Says:

    I had a son who was constantly “drumming” on tables, walls, anything he could use and I always said, “If I wanted a drummer, I’d hire Ringo Starr!”

  99. Bonnie Shepard Says:

    Do the right thing!

  100. Angela C Says:

    Here’s my favorite:
    “A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”
    -Tenneva Jordan

  101. kathy pease Says:

    as a parent of two teen girls..i would say gimme a double on the rocks ;)

  102. william causey Says:

    wheres the valium

  103. * * HeLeN * * Says:

    Kid: But MOM everyone else gets too!

    Mom: You’re not everyone else.

  104. Mary Dunigan Says:

    Never be disappointed in your children’s achievements.

  105. amy delong Says:

    Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. ~Robert Fulghum

  106. ~ Aliesa ~ Says:

    ~ Because I said so. ~

  107. Casey H Says:

    I dont know who said it but I love “Let them be little” I think its priceless!

  108. Patricia Says:

    “GOOD MANNERS DO NOT GO OUT OF STYLE”

  109. DARIJAVAN Says:

    It\’s nice to be important, but its more important to be nice

  110. Theresa Bartels Says:

    Actually my favorite quote comes from my 2 year old Nicholas. I was getting him ready for daycare one morning and I started tickling him. He looked at me and smiled and said,” Stop it Mommy, you silly bom-bom!!!” Another great one from him would be the night we went to Texas Road House for dinner and we got this cute blonde waitress. He tipped his head, smiled, and said, ” Hey baby.” Then later we were playing with him and got him to say Hubba Hubba. So by the end of the night, he would say,” Hey baby, Hubba Hubba!” I found the perfect shirt for him, It says Ladies Man.

  111. sarah woods Says:

    “Nothing ventured; Nothing gained”!!!! Best of luck to all who enter. Many Thanks!!! SW

  112. Suanne Giddings Says:

    I always told my daughter… “I’m going to hurt you!” Then we would burst out laughing. It was a way to get the point across that she was in a bit of trouble without giving a lecture. It was a good natured warning. Thanks for the chance to win!

  113. Gianna Says:

    Be kind to others and they will be kind to you :)

  114. Rickey Moham Jr. Says:

    WIN WIN WIN!!!

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